The Naughty Bits

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This is not a storyline—this is simply a collection of all the chapters featuring something steamy or something sexual. Sometimes it’s only a kiss, and sometimes it’s more horrific than hot, but they are all examples of a subject that is difficult to write well. Those of you who are writers may be interested in studying how I’ve done it and failed to do it over the years. For educational use only. O8)


Theme: Sex, nudity, violence

Rating: R (sex, nudity, violence)

Chapters: 46
Written between December 28, 2005, and May 31, 2009.

Alwy tries something new July 28 1071
Maud is defeated September 10 1072
Malcolm goes to Maud September 19 1073
Gunnilda gets a lesson September 7 1077
Matilda has something to think about April 22 1078
Leila is surprised April 10 1080
Iylaine is kissed July 28 1080
Lord Leofric invites Lady Eadgith September 3 1080
Synne's long battle begins May 22 1081
Wynflaed is kissed August 3 1081
Leofric does something September 3 1081
Iylaine comes as an assassin March 7 1082
Iylaine goes down July 2 1082
Iylaine wants to go up July 2 1082
Iylaine lets herself drop September 24 1082
Sir Sigefrith tries and fails April 8 1083
Gunnilda tells Ethelmund what happened August 8 1083
Ana escapes December 15 1083
Iylaine sees what she wants September 25 1084
Catan breathes another air October 22 1084
Cat learns what matters October 31 1084
Catan remembers how to say November 20 1084
Flann is more than sad January 24 1085
Sophie makes a choice May 3 1085
Cat learns what kisses are for May 30 1085
Britamund becomes a wife August 15 1085
Eithne is made a wife September 13 1085
Flann learns to write September 25 1085
Malcolm goes out into the rain October 13 1085
Liadan wins November 11 1085
Eirik hatches a new hatred December 2 1085
Sigrid sees another face December 3 1085
Osh is brought beyond such bounds December 4 1085
Flann confesses December 9 1085
Maire wakes the wrong man December 11 1085
Gwynn is left with nothing to say December 12 1085
Cearball wears the ghost of a hand December 12 1085
Margaret is stung December 13 1085
Cedric sees the color red December 13 1085
Egelric struggles with the serpent December 13 1085
Estrid is made molten December 17 1085
Aengus wears the hand of fate December 18 1085
Estrid is the craziest dream December 19 1085
Estrid is spattered December 19 1085
Finn is a fairy tale hero December 20 1085
Aia is given a truth to tell December 21 1085