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Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 19:55.

Moving the discussion over here from "Eleven Castes 101" on Verso... I hope you don't mind, but the little comments box didn't seem like the right place to talk about this. Smile

Are there elves in places outside of Lothere?

That's something I don't want to answer straight off. But certain individuals in positions to know certain truths think that there are no others...

It took me ages to find this quote, but here it is, from "Araphel and Amarel are alone" (on the matter of the Pope unexpectedly accepting his position early):

This was not a matter on the scale of one strange valley, with its unexpected births and miraculously avoided deaths, and with its last refugees from doomed races living a few years longer than anticipated.

I think the "last refugees from doomed races" is a good hint. Not necessarily limited to the elves, either.

On the other hand, Baraqiel had this thought in "Araphel is warned", speaking of the khírrón:

"We don’t know what they are doing here.  I don’t know how they came to be here at all.  So far as we knew, they never left their island during all their time on earth."

So there's a hint the khírrón came from an island somewhere else, and "their time on earth" was apparently supposed to be over.

Also, do the elves have a name for the valley (not an elvish word for “valley” but like a kingdom or territory name)? Do they even think in terms of territory?

They don't think of territory in terms of who owns what property. That's why Sorin doesn't have any particular problem with Sigefrith calling himself King.

The elves' model of the universe (and time) is of concentric circles or wheels. The place where you are includes all the places inside the place where you are (i.e. all the rings inside of the ring where you are), and does not include anything outside.

The crests of the hills surrounding the valley mark the outside of "the place where the elves are", and they have a name: Karrín. The word karr is also the word they use for the fences the silly men are always putting up all over the place.

I suppose they have a name for the world "outside" but I haven't made it up yet. Nor for the valley itself... I suppose they would just call it something like "here" or "inside" or something. They don't have a name for it, or if they have, it has been lost.

In "Vash learns what has been happening here" the elves did mention that a certain pack of the wolves "crosses over the hills" during that season, so they must have a way of talking about the outside that has to do with crossing Karrín.

Since the goal is always to go towards the center, it is both taboo and totally undesirable for an elf to leave the valley. That would be like taking a step closer to Hell. The "inside" of the valley is the sacred lake, and the "inside" of the lake is the mysterious Island that Paul mentioned in "Cat asks about her dream":

I shall tell you how it is for elves.  Most of us, when we die, simply rejoin the world as air and water and earth and fire.  A few of us—the blessed dead—go to the Island, which is a sort of paradise, and live there forever.  And a few others, the accursed dead, live forever here in the world.  As bats.

So even the damned don't get so damned that they are excluded from the valley. They just get stuck there with no hope of getting closer to Paradise in the center

Anyway, we've already seen what happens when an elf who is bound to other elves leaves the valley. Since everyone seems to be bound at least to their mothers, that doesn't leave many elves who could leave even if they wanted to.

And we know they have magic but how technologically advanced are they?

I don't have the impression they have any significant technology the men don't. They don't have telescopes or machines or anything. The kisór are deliberately kept in ignorance and poverty, and the khírrón themselves are an extremely conservative society. This has to do with their whole wheel thing again... if a tool or technology wasn't around in the time of the ancestors, there's no reason for it to exist now, since nothing ever changes. Any advances over men's technology -- especially in terms of healing or "raw materials" like their clothes or swords -- seems to be due more to magic.

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Thanks, Lothere! So this is

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Sat, 04/26/2008 - 07:13.

Thanks, Lothere! So this is the very last of the last. Shocked It looks like in 50-100 years, there won't be any Khirron left. Particularly with Osh and Paul married to women. The whole structure of their society is self-effacing. They only have two children or less, which is below the replacement rate. They never leave the valley and there aren't any others anyway. If their race is this doomed to fail, does it really make a difference whether Vash has any children? There won't be anyone left to rule over! The elves won't even leave anything behind because of the secretive, separatist nature of their culture and because they don't tend to write things down. Oh no! How bleak!
I got to thinking about their technology because one of the elves (I think it was Shosudin) was wearing a shirt that looked like a sort of iridescent crushed velvet. Also, there was a moment where Osh realized that all he had left of his old life was his memories, all of his elvish possessions having worn out and him not having the ability to make new things. It caused me to wonder about the processes by which things were made. It's all so interesting and so sad!

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Wow, I've found this

Submitted by Sonia on Sat, 04/26/2008 - 11:25.

Wow, I've found this background into the Elvish society extremely fascinating and sad too. No wonder there's a lot of disillusionment among the ranks.

Their laws prevent them from expanding, yet they're too stubborn, or too blindsided to think outside the box. "Tradition states we should do this and nothing else", which actually mirrors a few societies in the here and now.

Obviously, there are a few elves who have exiled themselves, simply because they've had a taste of the 'other' side, the human aspect. But that still means that their elvish blood will eventually thin out and be replaced with that of humans.

Thank you for sharing that insight into the normally secretive world of the Elves.

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Penelope, Devin asked about

Submitted by Lothere on Sat, 04/26/2008 - 16:44.

Penelope, Devin asked about the clothes the elves wear just a few days ago, so if you haven't yet you can also read my response -- though it mostly consisted of alternating hand-wringing and hand-waving. I do like the thought of them having irridescent clothing though. Maybe they learned something from butterflies and ducks.

As you've noticed, the khírrón appear to be doomed to extinction due to their strict family planning policies. Unfortunately, although the reason for installing them might no longer be present (and maybe they don't even know why, and don't even believe it was ever any different, since nothing ever changes...), they now have a very strong taboo against having lots of kids. It has become so insinuated into their culture that they now find it disgusting... "breeding" like animals. It is so characteristic of those stinking kisór, after all.

And as for the kisór, they're having a demographic crisis due to the slaughter of all their males in the last few decades. Last we heard, Llen was the only male with water nature who is old enough to be siring kids. So even if there are a lot of ladies with fire nature left, he can only do so much. Plus a good many of the earth & air elves of the next generation will be half-brothers and -sisters, all with him as a dad.

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So..would they allow

Submitted by Alice on Sat, 04/26/2008 - 20:27.

So..would they allow inbreeding to preserve their species? That would probably lead to some freaky genetic deformities though, unless their DNA is free of mutation. It'd be really awesome if you let Vash have a romance with a kisor elf. He really needs to get over Iylaine. Razz

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I am sure they would allow

Submitted by Lothere on Sat, 04/26/2008 - 20:37.

I am sure they would allow it... they are getting used to doing icky things to survive. Not sure whether it would be a good idea. Anyway, I'm not sure the current generation of kisór babies (at least the boys) is ever going to grow up and have kids anyway.

Are you trying to summon Devin with your romantic plans for Vash? Laughing Actually I don't remember whether he decided Vash was an acceptable suitor for Aia. I remember I decided not!!

But I still don't have any other ideas. Maybe I will have to bring another young lady or two into the valley. Or maybe, errrr... Connie? That would be cute. Fathers, sons, and cousins marrying sisters. Very Happy

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The male Kisor babies won't

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Sun, 04/27/2008 - 04:47.

The male Kisor babies won't grow-up? But I always imagined that Vash would crack down on the killings on either side when he became Khor. I kind of feel sorry for Sorin. He isn't the best leader in the world and he's having to rule under exceptional circumstances.
I'm one of those who doesn't think that Vash could get over Iylaine anytime soon. And he's already bound to two people. What would a third do to him? Speaking of that, why doesn't he have the Bright Lady separate him from Malcolm? I can't imagine that either of them really desires that connection. And Malcolm would be free to visit Scotland.
Maybe Vash could marry Rua. What is her nature? Magog is too flighty. hehe, My thought patterns look so incoherent on paper- er, screen.

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Or! You could make me a

Submitted by Lady F on Sun, 04/27/2008 - 10:58.

Or!

You could make me a sim, and make Vash fall madly and deeply in love with my pixel-self.

Okay, sorry, that wasn't exactly constructive, I'm sorry, I'm tired!

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Well Devin has been

Submitted by Devin on Sun, 04/27/2008 - 11:39.

Well Devin has been summoned! Laughing

Now Lothere if you wanted Vash and Aia to be together I wouldn't mind at all. But maybe it's not for the best. I don't want Aia to be a concubine so I'm hoping that she will catch the eye of a young scot (Lugaid mac Eochada, or an older Scot who is the second son of Aed and he's single because his wife Eithne is dead). Very Happy

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I didn't mean Aia

Submitted by Alice on Sun, 04/27/2008 - 20:44.

I didn't mean Aia specifically, lol. I'm thinking that the only way to preserve the elven species would be to do away with the taboo of interbreeding between khirron and kisor. Mixing with humans would also do, but humans don't have the magic that elves do.

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"And Malcolm would be free

Submitted by Lisa on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 07:20.

"And Malcolm would be free to visit Scotland."

Not unless Ilyaine was unbound from Vash and went with him because she and Malcolm are still bound.

Did Iylaine become unbound from Vash when he did that? I've always just assumed that she was still bound even though he wasn't.

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It's true, Iylaine would

Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 07:28.

It's true, Iylaine would have to go with Malcolm if he went. She's bound to him.

Iylaine is free of Vash, though. You got it backwards. Vash freed her so that she could be content with Malcolm, but he wasn't done brooding and sighing yet, so he told the Bright Lady not to teach him how to unbind himself from Iylaine. Therefore if Iylaine went away from him now (or so the theory goes) he would die and she would be fine.

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Oh yeah. Of course Iylaine

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 08:35.

Oh yeah. Of course Iylaine would have to go with him. I wasn't thinking. Confused

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But is Malcolm free of

Submitted by Karen on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 08:54.

But is Malcolm free of Vash?

Please correct me if I have this confused, but I was under the impression that Vash gave Malcolm so much of his blood that Malcolm is bound (unromantically) to Vash. Therefore, if Malcolm were to go to Scotland, he'd get sick being away from Vash.

Is this anywhere close??

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Malcolm is free of Vash --

Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 09:14.

Malcolm is free of Vash -- it's Vash who isn't free of Malcolm.

I'm at work so I can't look up references, but this is something that came up when Kiv saved Cat... he didn't really know what Vash did and how he did it, and anyway Kiv didn't have the control that Vash did.

If you think of this thing called "life" as being something that is carried by blood, Vash was able to sort of strain that out and hold it back so Malcolm only got a trace of it (or perhaps none?), in spite of getting an awful lot of Vash's blood. Malcolm got more of Vash's life from Iylaine's blood than he did from Vash himself.

As for Kiv, when he tried it, he and Cat became one in a very real sense -- if you read that chapter again, I said it was like two fires coming together: there is just one fire now, one life inhabiting two bodies. So, I wonder what would happen if one of those bodies died..........

I know this is all confusing and hand-wavy at the moment, but I hope to clear up some things towards the end of December. Frankly I find this whole part of the story a bit silly, but I'm committed now. I might as well see it through. Wink

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Haha! I don't find it

Submitted by Karen on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 04:59.

Haha! I don't find it silly; I find it awesome! I think that it makes it a little more difficult for you to separate Malcolm and Iylaine, especially now that Iylaine isn't bound to Vash.

Here's another random elf question that's probably been answered at some point, but I have no idea where to look for it: If the elves always have one son and one daughter, where are Iylaine's brother and Vash's sister? Did their parents only have one child each because they were destined to be the king and queen (khor and ?) or was it because both mothers died before having their second child? Or some other better explanation?

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Perhaps the idea isn't

Submitted by Lothere on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 06:16.

Perhaps the idea isn't silly, but it's one of those things that gets very complicated very quickly when you get down to actually implementing it in a story. (Hence some of the questions and confusion we've had about it.) There are a few inconsistencies and corners I've painted myself into, and if I were writing the whole story again I might do some things differently in that regard.

Vash is an only child because he's the Khor's son... That's the way it's "supposed" to be. As for Iylaine's parents, they were told to have Iylaine and no son at all, since they were supposed to get Elfleda's son whenever he came along.

As will shortly be revealed (or so I plan...) they actually have to get permission and/or a command to have a baby before they go ahead with it.

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Man, elven society sounds a

Submitted by Karen on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 08:51.

Man, elven society sounds a little like communist China. That does clear things up for me about the sibling thing.

I've just been rereading about a few of my favorite couples (Sigefrith and Eadie, Malcolm and Iylaine, and Dunstand and Brit) over the last few days and I noticed that Iylaine doesn't seem to have the same aversion to large families that the elves generally do. Before it was announced that she was pregnant with Maud, she said "dreamily" to Gwynn something like, "Wouldn't twins be lovely?" Though I don't expect an enlightening response to this, I hope it means that she and Malcolm will have more babies. Smile

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awww still a Sigefrith &

Submitted by Lothere on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 08:57.

awww still a Sigefrith & Eadie fan or two out there. Smile

The elven "aversion" to large families isn't a biological thing, so there's no good reason for Iylaine to have it, since she didn't grow up among them. On the contrary, without that cultural brake on her libido...

Maud is still a baby on the breast, so there's no chance of any more little turtles, squirrels, badgers or other critters any time soon. But we will have plenty of other new babies next year to keep us happy. Smile

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Sigh! Babies! As far as

Submitted by Karen on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 16:22.

Sigh! Babies!

As far as Sigefrith and Eadie are concerned, I simply love them. As a romantic á la Gwynn, there's something about the young girl falling in love with a king and never expecting him to feel the same until, you know, his wife dies and he DOES feel the same, that totally gets me. Even though their marriage hasn't been perfect since then (the miracle baby, the religious fanaticism, the depression, etc.), I eat up every romantic moment between them. So when Sigefrith teased Leofric about how "contrite" Eadie was after the whole debacle with Cedric, I was relieved that their marriage was okay. Please don't hurt them!

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I took Eadie and Sigefrith's

Submitted by Devin on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 16:29.

I took Eadie and Sigefrith's marriage with a grain of salt but I'm happy that their happy.

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I think I should do a

Submitted by Lothere on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 16:32.

I think I should do a chapter with the two of them, since you're not the only one who was thinking that they're still having problems.

In fact they're getting along quite well at the moment, but it doesn't hurt that they don't have any particular problems. Stephan will be only a year old at the end of December, so Eadie hasn't started putting X's on her calendar yet and counting days. Once she starts thinking it's high time for her to be getting pregnant again, that stress may start getting to her -- and from thence to Sigefrith too.

Also Sigefrith has been home since the summer, but there's talk of war for next year, so he may have to go away then, and who knows how she'll deal with that. (Especially if her father isn't home as he has been the last times...)

But it would be sweet to see them together now in case something comes between them again later.

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Yes! I vote for a happy

Submitted by Karen on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 16:41.

Yes! I vote for a happy chapter!!!

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Lothere, how did Ris become

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Fri, 06/06/2008 - 12:25.

Lothere, how did Ris become a werewolf? Is it just a genetic disorder like poor eyesight or something?

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Penelope, I wonder why you

Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 06/06/2008 - 12:52.

Penelope, I wonder why you ask me that. The only thing I can think of is this bit from "Paul lets a terrible idea in":

“Rua, we are sorry for you, but you will see that this was a very lucky thing.  That is not the sort of elf a sweet lady like you should marry.  You are not strong like your father’s sister.”

“What does Madra have to do with it?” Paul snorted.  “She has a puppy, not a husband.”

“No, my son,” his father said mournfully.  “The elf Ris is a mad wolf, but Madra pulled out all his teeth.”

“What is that supposed to mean?” Paul asked.

“They are all like that in that family.”

“Like what?”

“Everyone knew what his father and his father’s father were.  Once when—”

“I don’t!” Paul cried.

Osh raised a hand to quiet him.  “They promised your aunt that the elf Ris was different.  But once, when Lor was still a baby, the elf Ris came home with blood under his fingernails.  I don’t know what Madra did to him—”

“What are you trying to say?” Paul demanded.

“Did you ever wonder why Ris’s father likes to go alone into the forest at night?”

Paul wrinkled his nose thoughtfully and tucked the end of his sister’s braid beneath the knot he had made with it.  All the children were frightened of the elf Dru, and around their fires they would scare one another with stories about his supposed abilities to transform himself into foul creatures and to curse one with a look.

“Because he’s strange,” he muttered after a moment.

“Because he’s hunting,” Osh said.  “But not animals.”

“Women?” Paul cried.

“Elves, I mean.  Women too, perhaps.  His father was the same way.  The elf Ris is the same way, but Madra keeps him on a leash.  The elf Lor must have been the same way.”

But you make me wonder whether I have mentioned something else somewhere else.

He is not a werewolf in the traditional sense, and certainly not in the Sims sense. But, err... funny you should ask, I think.

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Yeah, I thought that

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Fri, 06/06/2008 - 13:39.

Yeah, I thought that conversation was meant to be quite literal. Neutral
Also, everyone is always so evasive when someone asks about Ris's weirdness. I'm thinking back to Vash's conversation with Iylaine in particular, after Ris and Pol saved her from drowning.

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In fact Osh was being a

Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 06/06/2008 - 13:54.

In fact Osh was being a little evasive with Paul. The term he used was not quite exact. Paul would have gone through the roof if he had said it as it was. Once again, we will learn more about that later, blah blah etc. (This time, though, I can give you a date and say it's quite likely that a lot will be coming out in the open towards the end of December.)

It was actually Dru that saved Iylaine, but the point stands. Dru is Ris's father. And Lar's.

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So he's some kind of wolf so

Submitted by Devin on Fri, 06/06/2008 - 13:57.

So he's some kind of wolf so that's why most of the women he's had children with including Nidala are dead.
But how could he kill Nidala since she was sikhon.....

But Lar is nothing like Ris and Dru; but he did kill Lady Sela.

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Was Druze ever Khor or did

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 18:46.

Was Druze ever Khor or did he die before that could happen? (Oh the questions that plague me as I put my hair up for the night.)

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Penelope, Penelope, let down

Submitted by Lothere on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 19:58.

Penelope, Penelope, let down your hair! Druze was never Khor because he was only a 3rd son anyway. He was never supposed to be born at all, but the daughter his mother was supposed to have turned out to be twins. And the rest is history.

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Oooo so is that what Vash

Submitted by Tiffany on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 07:36.

Oooo so is that what Vash means when he says it ends with me? Seeing as he's a descendant of Druz?

*is intrigued*

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That isn't what he meant...

Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 07:45.

That isn't what he meant... Druze's line is not particuarly important. Vash is simply the last in the line of the first sons of the first sons of the first sons, etc. If he dies without an heir then that will be the end of that line.

If you look in the family tree for the next "in line for the throne" according to our rules, you would get Osh and Paul (which is problematic in itself), but those aren't the elves' rules. They might decide to settle on some other line and continue on, but it would seem catastrophic to them. Time is like a wheel, and nothing is ever supposed to change.

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Oh. POOR VASHY POO! ALL

Submitted by Tiffany on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 07:49.

Oh.

POOR VASHY POO! ALL ALONE IN STUPID ELFLAND!

Nobody to make babies with. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

Come on, Lothere! Whip up a plot to prove that foreshadowing!

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Which foreshadowing was

Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 07:54.

Which foreshadowing was that, again? *scratches head* There's so damn much of it around here.

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From "Malcolm goes on" And

Submitted by Tiffany on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 08:03.

From "Malcolm goes on"

And still he loved her—madly, wildly, as if he knew he would not have her long.

DO IT!

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Are we going to break out

Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 08:13.

Are we going to break out the banners and have another clash of the teams over here, too? Laughing

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*brushes off topless Malcolm

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 08:18.

*brushes off topless Malcolm banner*

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Maybe... But I have a secret

Submitted by Tiffany on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 08:19.

Maybe...

But I have a secret weapon...

PUPPY DOG EYES! Shocked

*leafy green banner wave*

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URG! Will anyone object to a

Submitted by Twistedchic911 on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 17:56.

URG! Will anyone object to a comprise on both parts? That Vash gets *one* baby for Iylane and Malcolm still gets to keep her? But no, that would be too easy.... and messy. Confused

*Waves leafy nature-man topless Malcolm banner half-heartedly*
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lol Twisted! Or MAYBE Vash

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 18:32.

lol Twisted!

Or MAYBE Vash could get her on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and Malcolm could have her the rest of the week for one year. Then the following year, Malcolm could have Iylaine on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays with Vash taking over for the rest of the week. And they will just alternate in that fashion year after year until one of them finally kicks the bucket.

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And after they both die, she

Submitted by Twistedchic911 on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 19:33.

And after they both die, she could be her own woman. Ooops, by then Egelric would be 102 and then he would finally have her. Razz

But how bad would it be if Dunstan had her and Brit had Brinstan and everyone would be happy then? Neutral But then Malcolm and Vash would both have to be dead, and NO ONE would like that. Evil or Very Mad Or maybe we could have the lost dream of Vash+Kiv=cave+2.5 kids. Laughing

But, if I'm correct, Vash is in for a world of hurt in the upcoming weeks, judging by the "lost my will to live" hairstyle Lothere put on the Vash-hair poll. So maybe Vash's real death is right around the corner. Sad

But if I had to choose who Iylaine should be with, it would be Dunstan, sorry Brit Neutral .
*dumps Malcolm/Vash hybrid flag in the trash, holds up the ponytail Dunstan Flag*

And I'm probably the one person who's on the non-existent Team Dunstan, aren't I?
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I think that there's no Team

Submitted by Karen on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 19:49.

I think that there's no Team Dunstan because neither Iylaine nor Dunstan want each other. Dunstan decided years ago that Iylaine was too much for him. And remember Moody Dunstan? Cranky Iylaine would have driven him to drink...or worse!

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Meh, you're right about the

Submitted by Twistedchic911 on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 19:54.

Meh, you're right about the Moody Dunstan part, but what about new improved pony tailed Dunstan?? POSSIBILITIES?

.....probably not, ooookay so scrap the team Dunstan, then I'm migrating over to the team Vash wagon!

*tries to rescue leafy Team Vash banner from the incinerator and gives the Team Dunstan banner a viking funeral*
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Yeah, team Dunstan is like

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 20:33.

Yeah, team Dunstan is like SO 1081. Mr. Green

Plus I think he really loves Brit.

EDIT: Twisted, how do you know that Iylaine will out live Malcolm and Vash AND that Egelric will be 102 when they're both dead AND that Egelric and Iylaine will even want to live together??
Also, I think I may have missed the dream of Kiv and Vash making a love nest in the cave and somehow producing children. Maybe I wasn't in the forum back then?

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So this Vash/Kiv scenario

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 20:39.

So this Vash/Kiv scenario makes me wonder... What about gay elves? If you happen to be born gay and are then bound to someone of the opposite gender, do you then become sexually attracted to that person?

I know, what an absurd question.

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I... don't... know... I

Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 20:47.

I... don't... know... I think I have wasted more brain cycles wondering about couples like Druze and his sister or Paul and Cat, who have the same nature (or mostly the same), which is a sort of homosexuality in a way to them, I guess. There are so few elves, it would be hard to find an example. When and if I come across one, I guess we will find out. Smile

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Wait- So Druze and his

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 21:00.

Wait- So Druze and his sister were an actual couple?? I almost had the impression that they were just somehow erm trying to keep their people alive by resorting to icky, unspeakable things? Esp since Druze was also involved with Midra (it doesn't say on the family tree whether or not they were married)...

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Twisted, if you're going to

Submitted by Karen on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 02:28.

Twisted, if you're going to switch from Team Dunstan to Team Vash, I wish you'd go back to Dunstan!

Team Malcolm forever!

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Penelope, Druze and his

Submitted by Lothere on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 04:26.

Penelope, Druze and his sister were in love, which was obviously taboo for several reasons.

However, when you consider they were twins, essentially sharing the same blood supply while they were in the womb, they may have been bound together far more strongly than anything that could be done with "the formal ceremony wherein only a spark of fire and a drop of water were exchanged in a smear of blood". Perhaps he felt like his marriage to Midra (she was his proper wife) was nothing compared to that.

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I noticed that Druze's

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 06:00.

I noticed that Druze's sister died just a few months after Druze. Did she off herself? (I know what Vash has always said about elves and suicide but his view of history has proven to be not 100% accurate.)

So many random elf questions! But I must get them in before this weekend when I have no internets! Embarassed

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I am not sure Penelope... I

Submitted by Lothere on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 06:07.

I am not sure Penelope... I would have to figure out the timeline of when the men in the valley were slaughtered and when Hel got locked up in the crypt below the old church. It may be that Hel killed her. Or maybe she did kill herself, since Druze was dead and they took her baby away from her to give to the men in the hills. I wonder whether anyone knows nowadays.

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*snicker quietly to avoid

Submitted by Lisa on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 07:29.

*snicker quietly to avoid getting caught at work*

You all are too funny!!

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NImea would.

Submitted by Tiffany on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 07:32.

NImea would.

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I don't know if this has

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Thu, 09/11/2008 - 13:44.

I don't know if this has ever been asked before but what DO the elves eat?

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Good question. I've waved

Submitted by Lothere on Thu, 09/11/2008 - 13:56.

Good question. I've waved my hands a bit about what they wear, but I don't think we've ever talked about what they eat.

We do know they must eat meat, since they have bows & arrows (which we assume they did not invent solely to kill each other Confused) and because Lena "sang" rabbits into the pit with Aengus, and because Paul and Osh have been been known to provide the Nothelm kitchens with deer. Also Lar talked once about how his family had to eat his pet goose.

We know they don't eat dairy products of any kind, hence Kiv & Vash's alternating fascination and disgust with cheese and butter. And they don't have alcohol.

So aside from meat that probably leaves fruit and nuts and roots and leaves. Smile Gorilla diet!

However, I think they do have a "cuisine" so they must have recipes and things. Somewhere a while back I mentioned that the ladies who were stuck on "Shalla duty" in the evenings were at least recompensed with sweets or delicacies of some sort.

I am not going to commit to much more at this point, because there is a good possibility that elven food will be mentioned at least in passing in a soon-upcoming chapter, which you may all go off and dream about now.

(For what it's worth, I was thinking of mentioning in the chapter where Kraaia comes to Cat's that the "two gravies" were elven recipes, but I decided against it and/or forgot about it. I kind of wish I had mentioned it now, to give Kraaia a chance to say "Especially not elven gravy!" Very Happy)

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What about soup? Egelric did

Submitted by Devin on Thu, 09/11/2008 - 17:16.

What about soup? Egelric did mention twice I think that Sela made soup for dinner.

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Devin misses no detail where

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 11:19.

Devin misses no detail where Sela is concerned! Very Happy

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I was thinking the exact

Submitted by Sofie on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 11:38.

I was thinking the exact same thing, Penelope. Very Happy

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(No subject)

Submitted by Devin on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 12:05.

Laughing

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Walking down the street

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 18:44.

Walking down the street today, I noticed a disproportionate number of smelly people, ultimately leading to this question: Are the elves big on personal hygiene?

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Why yes they are! Or at

Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 20:07.

Why yes they are! Very Happy Or at least the khírrón are -- or think they are, when compared to the filthy, stinky, grubby dogs that are the kisór. You know how that goes.

Elves in general do not stink, though. From "Paul hears a sparrow fall":

“I hope you will take a bath of the getting-wet variety before you come in to supper,” Flann said.  “As sweaty as you are.”

Cat looked up at her in alarm.  Had her sister been looking at Paul’s admittedly sweaty body?

“I don’t stink!” he whined.

“No, you don’t, and I find it uncanny.  I like a man that smells like a man.”

“Stinky!”

“What of it?  But if he looks like an elf, so much the better.”

They aren't particularly hairy, and they do bathe a lot, and anyway their lack of a strong odor is similar to what keeps their babies from crying except in great distress, and what keeps their women from moaning during times of "great non-distress", for that matter. Since their noses and their ears are better than humans', it takes a lot less stinking and crying and moaning to get their point across. And anything more than that only reveals their presence to enemies, predators, or prey.

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The elves are so fancy with

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 06:08.

The elves are so fancy with their bathing and their shiny clothes.

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Ignore that last comment,

Submitted by Tiffany on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 15:20.

Ignore that last comment, please.

"Great non-distress."

I love that!

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I know that this has nothing

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Tue, 09/16/2008 - 19:59.

I know that this has nothing to do with the elves but how is Ethelmund doing these days? Fit? Healthy? Probably going to live for a couple hundred years? Crazy Laugh

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Ethelmund is prospering, and

Submitted by Lothere on Tue, 09/16/2008 - 20:09.

Ethelmund is prospering, and sound in mind and body. I was toying with the idea of having Bertie come and invite everyone to come to his place for Xmas, and of course Ethelmund couldn't go because Xmas is a busy time of year for him, but yup yup all the rest of you go, have fun, don't worry 'bout me, etc. And then... vague ideas of angst. Or heart attacks. Or maybe Gunnilda realizing that she can. not. live. without him.

But instead there is just so much going on, I scrapped that. Maybe next year.

Either way I think Ethelmund's continuing good health and even his life depend in large part on my whims as regards the relationship between Gunnilda and Egelric. Will there be another near miss as Egelric takes on wife #4 just a little too soon? Or will Gunnilda break her own marriage vows? Or or or?

We will probably see some Gunnilda later this month though. Just not in her own household.

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Ach, I really hope for

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Tue, 09/16/2008 - 20:16.

Ach, I really hope for Egelric's sake that he does not take a forth wife unless she is Gunnilda.

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I don't think Egelric should

Submitted by Devin on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 11:18.

I don't think Egelric should take a wife # 4 unless its really necessary.

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Define "really necessary"!

Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 11:27.

Define "really necessary"! Laughing

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Rock Bottom like he is right

Submitted by Devin on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 11:32.

Rock Bottom like he is right now.

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Ooh interesting... I think

Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 11:40.

Ooh interesting... I think this would be the worst moment for him to get married again, because he certainly wouldn't be doing it for the right reasons. Of course he wasn't with Lili either (and I think that was a case of "really necessary" since her outraged brother-in-law was knocking at the door) and that turned out quite well...

It has always been the love of women that saved him, I suppose. Gunnilda, Baby, Sela, and Lili... But damn what he really needs is to save himself for once.

I guess if we want to figure out how salvageable he really is, we need to see him in some chapters not involving Maire. Or any other woman... like GWYNN! Crazy Laugh

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Gwynn with the oh-so

Submitted by Tiffany on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 12:37.

Gwynn with the oh-so HANDSOME Egelric! *swoon* Embarassed

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What happened to Saralla's

Submitted by Sofie on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 09:38.

What happened to Saralla's children? They died on the same day.

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The same day Osh's mother

Submitted by Lothere on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 09:48.

The same day Osh's mother died, too, hmm........

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Speaking of elves, I've been

Submitted by Van on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 23:02.

Speaking of elves, I've been browsing Lar's extended family tree. I wonder what Vash will do when and if he finds out that Lar is his cousin...

Also, knowing my terrible memory, I might have asked this before, but do you have a meeting planned for Lar and Gils? On one hand, I'm dying for the two of them to meet as soon as possible, but on the other, it would probably turn out better when Gils is maybe Finn's age.

Oh! And has Lar noticed the resemblance between Aelfden and Seven? A few of your characters seem to be quite good at spotting things like that, but maybe Lar, since he *is* Mirror Sigefrith, just isn't one of them. Or maybe he would notice if he had the two of them in the same place at the same time... Smile

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All the elves know they're

Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 23:15.

All the elves know they're mostly cousins with all the other elves. The khírrón certainly are with each other -- they're downright inbred.

The most interesting revelation will be that Lar is himself khírrón. Even if Vash has twigged that there is some relationship there with Dru, he can always comfort himself with the thought that his mother was surely some random forest slut. In fact Lar has purer blood (and more magic, if only he knew how to use it) than many a noble.

I don't have a meeting planned for Lar and Gils at the present time. But the "present time" for me stretches at most out into next summer of Lothere time. Hopefully Lar and Gils both have plenty of years ahead of them.

I love the idea of Lar failing to notice the resemblance due to his Mirror Sigefrith status. Very Happy "They do all have eyes, don't they?" I think Lar has managed to avoid long-term contact with children well enough that he isn't too quick to notice resemblances. So far I've done no more than have Lar make similar observations about their eyes and facial expressions, without making the leap of actually *noticing* that they're similar. But I would not be surprised if he figures it out instantly the first time he ever sees them together. Or if he's ever separated from one or the other for a long time, then sees them again. Then -- DRAMA!

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Lar has more magic... For

Submitted by Van on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 00:11.

Lar has more magic...

For some reason, I feel like there's a line of those dancing bunnies right in front of me, holding a big neon sign with the phrase "THIS IS IMPORTANT" written in bold, luminous letters.

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OH! Another question! As

Submitted by Van on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 23:37.

OH! Another question!

As we've seen with Paul, the khirron severely punish any one of them who spills the blood of another khirron, even without killing them.

Suppose one of the khirron--let's go with Ris, since I don't think anyone is particularly fond of him (and my apologies to anyone who is)--injures Lar in some way that causes him to lose blood (but he lives, just because I couldn't stand even his hypothetical death), and all the other khirron know about it. A little while later, the fact that Lar is khirron comes out in the open. Would Ris be punished a la Kiv? Or would Lar be considered a blood traitor, meaning Ris would have a clean slate?

Also, is there any upcoming confrontation between Lar and Dru? There are so many mysteries surrounding that relationship...

...I'm totally jacking Penelope's thread. Sorry Pen. Sad

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You can always start a

Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 05:24.

You can always start a "Random Elf Questions Van Has" thread, you know. Wink

I want to say that of course he wouldn't be punished for it because he didn't know at the time... or because Lar is an outlaw and so much blood has been spilled in his name that his life is already long since forfeit.

But now that I think about it, elven society seems so rigid that I can absolutely imagine some absurd situation where the letter of the law would be followed even if a "good guy" (we can take anyone besides Ris... why not Uncle Mustache, say?) spills the blood of a "bad guy".

Especially if Daddy Dru demanded justice for his son.

Would he, though? You're right, there is a lot of mystery there. I don't have any plans for those two to meet in the near term, but I'm about to drop a stone into the pristine lake of elven society, so who knows what those ripples will effect?

Certainly you should keep a close eye on Dru in the next weeks, since what he doesn't say will likely prove more revealing than what he does.

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So far I've done no more

Submitted by Carmen on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 16:23.

So far I've done no more than have Lar make similar observations about their eyes and facial expressions, without making the leap of actually *noticing* that they're similar. But I would not be surprised if he figures it out instantly the first time he ever sees them together.

Um, wait! Aelfden was Hilda's mysterious rapist? Shocked When did that come out?!

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Oh, dear! I thought that

Submitted by Lothere on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 16:31.

Oh, dear! I thought that was common knowledge by now... to the point that yesterday I finally officially put Aelfden as Seven's father on his bio page.

It has not come out in the story. It probably won't come out until someone (probably Lar) sees the resemblance and says something that gets some people's mental gears turning. Such as Aelfden's.

The important clue is that Aelfden was "visited" on the very same night that Hilda was raped. Not that Aelfden ever raped her...

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Oh Meryt, you don't know how

Submitted by Devin on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 16:56.

Oh Meryt, you don't know how patiently I'm waiting for the day when Seven's paternity will be revealed to Aelfden and all the other Lotherians!! My parents will probably have to rush me to the emergency room for overdosing on DRAMA!!!! Laughing

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But Dantalian can't posess

Submitted by Carmen on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 13:06.

But Dantalian can't posess mortals, only impersonate them... so how could he make Aelfden do something like that?

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As I said, he didn't...

Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 14:30.

As I said, he didn't... Wink

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Gah! Ignore that comment! I

Submitted by Tiffany on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 18:32.

Gah! Ignore that comment!

I want to know why Seven was born with teeth!

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Maybe just to be

Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 19:49.

Maybe just to be extra-creepy? Smile

I thought the original Seven was an especially creepy-looking baby. With a small amount of plastic surgery he became Tryggve Thunder-throat, whom I still find somewhat creepy. He originally looked too much like Hilda.

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It's been so long since I

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 13:34.

It's been so long since I asked a random elf question! But here goes-

Have Lasrua and Lena converted to Christianity?

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Lena was baptized and became

Submitted by Lothere on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 13:51.

Lena was baptized and became a Christian at Easter time, as Paul was originally supposed to be as well.

Lasrua hasn't yet and pointedly refuses to consider it. She might be convinced by the right man... but that will be a hard one for her pride to swallow.

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Lothere, what is the elvish

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 20:05.

Lothere, what is the elvish word for "elf"?

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"Dalas", or "lasúlím". To

Submitted by Lothere on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 21:17.

"Dalas", or "lasúlím". To say "I am an elf" you would say "Pú dalas". To talk about "the elves" though you would use lasúlím which means more like "the elven race". Men are called ísúlím. (ís = sun, las = moon), but a man is called "man" and a woman is called "mana".

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Why do they associate

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 22:26.

Why do they associate themselves with the moon and men with the sun?

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The men (at least all the

Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 03:43.

The men (at least all the men that elves have ever known) have a solar calendar and the elves have a lunar calendar.

On a deeper level, elven women's cycles are correspond with phases of the solar year (the solstices and equinoxes) while human women's correspond with the moon (though they're not synchronized as elven women are). And you know how icky and yucky and untrustworthy and hysterical females are, and how we don't want to be like them, right? Hence the men think the moon is spooky and makes you crazy, and the elves think the sun is.

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