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"You have been cruel to her as well.  All her life.  And I shall not blame her if she doesn’t forgive you for that."

– Egelric to Vash, "Iylaine meets her father's fear"

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Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 05:04.

As long as I'm uploading this map for my own reference, here's my latest snapshot of my map-making program, aka Google Earth. Wink

Go here for big image...

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Aia is uncomfortably close

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 13:53.

Aia is uncomfortably close to Graybeard. Shocked

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Ouch, I know like spitting

Submitted by Twistedchic911 on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 15:02.

Ouch, I know like spitting distance. I guess he passed right next to her in the bushes when he fracking molested that little girl... Mad God people like him make me really mad, especially when it involves orphans... Evil or Very Mad
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That is awesome. (The map,

Submitted by Cassie on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 15:31.

That is awesome. Very Happy (The map, not the fact that Aia is all cosied up to Greybeard and all. Ew.) I had a sociology professor last semester - who is urban, hot, in his late twenties, and very gay - say, "well, God - okay, or if we're being secular, Google Earth..." *snicker* I was a big fan. He also said "fuck it" within about twenty minutes of the first class. Such is the magical land of Smith. But I digress...
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It's about a quarter mile

Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 15:54.

It's about a quarter mile from Graybeard's house to Aia's little cottage. I'm sure Aia could hear a girl scream at that distance... how long it would take her to limp there is another matter. Just sayin'. I've not really identified the location of Githa's house on the map, other than that it's around Heafon-Heah, but it looks like it's quite a bit farther to get there.

"God or Google Earth" I love that... Very Happy Actually Google Earth makes me feel a bit like God... I can make the whole world spin.

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Hurrr... Does it take a long

Submitted by Twistedchic911 on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 16:41.

Hurrr... Does it take a long time for it to load for you guys? Google Earth, I mean. I think the best is when you click a random part of the world and zoom in really close. I LOVE that. Does anyone wonder why you never see people walking along? I mean, is it a picture that they edited out? Neutral
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That old douche bag better

Submitted by Devin on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 16:49.

That old douche bag better stay the hell away from Aia, despite that she has a dissability I think she could kill him.

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Kung-fu action Aia would

Submitted by Twistedchic911 on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 18:12.

Kung-fu action Aia would just swoop in and kick his sorry butt, so I'm sure we the readers don't have to worry. Then Hetty would stomp in and be all "HETTY SMASH" and save the day from old stinky-pervy-virginity-stealing men.

But watch, because she can't move very well, or fast, Aia has some hidden power, like mind-crush for example. So she could just melt Graybeard's cerebellum. Razz
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Twisted, Google Earth used

Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 19:50.

Twisted, Google Earth used to take forever to load for me too, but then I downloaded & installed the new version and that took care of it. I think people are a tad too small to be seen at that resolution. Cars are just barely visible. That's OK because anything else would be creepy. Topless beaches, for example?

Also, what is this thing with Hettyzilla? Shocked And kung-fu action mind-crushing Aia? What comic book are we in?

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I was going along the lines

Submitted by Twistedchic911 on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 19:59.

I was going along the lines of the incredible hulk-Hetty style. And hurrr I didn't even think about nuddie beaches, now I know it's a good thing, cause I had a couple panic-y moments thinking about how someone could just swoop down and see you walking on the side of the road, like a little ant. It really freaked me out. And for the kung-fu action mind-crushing Aia bit, I guess it's a definite no? hahahahaha
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I really like kung - fu

Submitted by Devin on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 20:17.

I really like kung - fu action Aia. Very Happy

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And she comes with a theme

Submitted by Twistedchic911 on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 20:33.

And she comes with a theme song that follows her around! Very Happy Like a bee-boxer.

*DURK dur dur DERK di do doot doo doo DOOT* hahahhaha okay I'm done now.... Laughing
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Jenny, when are we going to

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 15:42.

Jenny, when are we going to get to see Lothere's seedy underbelly? I know that there are outlaws crouching in dark alleys somewhere, hiding under Sigefrith's skirts.

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The difficulty with exposing

Submitted by Lothere on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 16:01.

The difficulty with exposing the seedy underbelly is that someone we know has to go there.

Perhaps our new gung-ho Mysterious Reeve will flush some of them out?

Or hmm... maybe Cearball can get drunk and play dice with the wrong crowd some night and wake up halfway across the valley naked with his head shaved and his horse and money missing? (Just like back home!)

Or maybe someone we know can become addicted to kinky sex with prostitutes? (Alred? Cedric? Father Matthew?)

Or maybe K will get a visit from a henchman of the local Mafia and be forced to cough up some money for "protection"? Or oooooh BLACKMAIL! "I knew who was here last night..."

And of course, there's always Tidraed's poor kids, living in the thick of things up there. And Aia.

The possibilities are limited only by my rather non-seedy imagination!

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OMG, those ideas are

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 16:08.

OMG, those ideas are BRILLIANT! *tugs at hair in anticipation* Particularly the bald Carebear and the sex-addicted Father Matthew. And Mysterious Reeve running around like a television cop! Amaaazzzinnnggg.

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As soon as I posted that I

Submitted by Lothere on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 16:12.

As soon as I posted that I knew that somebody was going to reply with "E. All of the above." This time that somebody was you.

Sex-addicted Father Matthew would be rather interesting. I bet he is a virgin, but he is sooooo tamping it down.

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As soon as I read "addicted

Submitted by Van on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 18:01.

As soon as I read "addicted to kinky sex with prostitutes" and then the bracketed "Father Matthew", my mind (after a quick snicker) immediately went to Cearball. Like, what if those two (somehow) became friends, and Cearball introduced Father Matthew to "a nice girl", and then it all started? Oh, the hilarity! And the hypocrisy! Or maybe he'd loosen up a bit...

Ooooooh... what if he got addicted to kinky sex with male prostitutes? How delightfully scandalous!

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I Want Maire Dead before

Submitted by Devin on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 18:31.

I Want Maire Dead before 1086 fund - Please kindly support Smile

I thought Father Matthew would turn out to be gay but him meeting prostittues is still good the drama is still there.

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OR we could just cut to the

Submitted by Lothere on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 19:04.

OR we could just cut to the chase and go straight to Cearball / Father Matthew slash?

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That's all I can say about

Submitted by Van on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 19:24.

Cearbunny

That's all I can say about that.

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:bunny: So

Submitted by Cassie on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 21:16.

Cearbunny :bunny: Cearbunny
So predictabuls...
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I go away for a few short

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 06:04.

I go away for a few short hours and this becomes the crack pairings thread.

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YOU CAN'T LEAVE US ALONE FOR

Submitted by Cassie on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 07:41.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE US ALONE FOR A MOMENT, PEN!! Clearly constant vigilance is required. Razz
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Predictabuls indeed. I

Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 08:10.

Predictabuls indeed. I propose a new law for this forum, akin to Godwin's:

Lar's Law: As a KoL forum discussion grows longer, the probability that someone will suggest a homosexual pairing of miscellaneous characters approaches 1.

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Is there a way to calculate

Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:03.

Is there a way to calculate the rate at which the probability someone will suggest a homosexual pairing between two characters approaches 1?

heheheh "Lar's Law"

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