"I thought Maire's body language was so blatant it stuck out like a boner in sweatpants."

"And I was right about who the bosom belonged to hurrah *does a bosom rightness dance*."

"Welcome to the stupid family."

"I don’t think she’s cut out to be a lady’s horse, but that’s what she has become, so the lady will just have to make the best of her."

"I guess you know what it’s like to be a boy what picks on other kids, and I know what it’s like to be a boy what the other kids pick on."

"We are all unhappy.  Remember that."

"Holy Juno, mother of Mars!"

"Poetry is not only something to be written, dear Lili, but to be lived."

"I knew her father, and by ‘knew’ I mean I busted his face once."

“I am certain that when Death comes for you—which I hope will not be for an extraordinarily long time—you will look him in the eye and say, ‘Very well!  I only hope this will be interesting!’”