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Alred will be having flashbacks followed by an aneurysm.

Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 06:16.

"Matilda Reincarnate... Alred will be having flashbacks followed by an aneurysm."

– Desi, about Gwynn, on "Condal is not the spectacle"

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What happened to your dress?

Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 04:22.

"What happened to your hair?" — "What happened to your dress?"

– Gwynn and Condal, "Condal is not the spectacle"

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Women think it the solution to all of life's problems

Submitted by Lothere on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 03:57.

"Ach!  Love!  Women think it the solution to all of life's problems, men think it the cause."

– Egelric, "Matilda asks about the Dark Lady"

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Who could beat some pretty into me

Submitted by Lothere on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 20:48.

"If ever there was a man who could beat some pretty into me, it's Wyn.  He'll probably even leave me symmetrical bruises and make sure the colors don't clash."

– Egelric about Ethelwyn, "Egelric calls in a few favors"

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This chapter is so ingenious.

Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 16:45.

"Leofric: You knocked-up my wife! — Alred: No, your wife sent you to me since you knocked-up mine. Now get out of here so I can finish writing this poem to Egelric's wife."

– PenelopetheFox, summarizing "Alred gets a view into Leofricland"

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The devil take you and feed you to his kittens!

Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:17.

"The devil take you and feed you to his kittens!"

– Malcolm to Iylaine, "Iylaine decides she is too old to be Babied"

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You have an elegant nose, sir.

Submitted by Lothere on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:16.

"You have an elegant nose, sir, and I should like to think it would appear on some descendant of mine.  But yours is very cute as well, Kiv."

– Egelric to Shosudin and Kiv, "Egelric does not see something interesting"

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One of them is so wise...

Submitted by Lothere on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:39.

"One of them is so innocent she'll likely fall into the hands of the first man who reaches out for her, and one of them is so wise she'll likely be the one to do the plucking."

– Caedwulf, prophesying about Alred's eldest daughters, "Caedwulf tells it maladroitly"

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There I said it...I'm team Connie/Carebear.

Submitted by Lothere on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 18:36.

"Ok I really like her and Careballs together....there I said it...I'm team Connie/Carebear."

– Tiana, shortly before Eadred reveals the precise nature of his plans, on "Condal whispers with a man"

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One can flirt within an eighteen-degree angle directly behind him.

Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 17:19.

"Who can flirt within a fifty-yard radius of Father Matthew?" — "One can flirt within an eighteen-degree angle directly behind him.  I have through experimentation and much elaborate geometry proved the theorem."

– Margaret and Alred, "Condals whispers with a man"

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