Unless my stick is longer than his arms
“I never spank a man who is bigger than I unless my stick is longer than his arms and I am certain I can outrun him.”
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Chapters“‘The turd seldom falls far from the horse’s ass,’ as my esteemed sire used to say.”
“You were the turd, lord?”
“And now I am a horse’s ass! Makes one think, doesn’t it?”
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