Sigefrith and Leofric prepare to misbehave

“By Christ’s bleeding wounds! By God’s sagging, pus-filled nutsack! Jove and Jupiter and hellfire and damnation! God blind me! For the sake of Christ’s bloody nails! Holy cock-sucking mother of a misbegotten, shit-eating, goat-fondling god!”
“That last one was Matilda’s!” Leofric cried gleefully.










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