"I don’t think she’s cut out to be a lady’s horse, but that’s what she has become, so the lady will just have to make the best of her."
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There is worse than winter, my dear.
Submitted by Lothere on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 14:44.
"There is worse than winter, my dear. There is nothing at all."

Black-hair goat is fine too.
Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:55.
"Black-hair goat is fine too."

That gangling monkey who just took the finest fruit of your loins out for a dunking.
Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:19.
"That gangling monkey who just took the finest fruit of your loins out for a dunking."
– Sigefrith, describing Caedwulf and the Old Man to Alred, "Alred does not refuse"

Is it good with raw babies?
Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 16:24.
"Is it good with raw babies?"
– Vash, upon being introduced to cider, "Egelric learns another difference between dogs and wolves"

I say that this entire post is a mistake
Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 05:43.
"I have diligently edited and found minor mistakes in your writing for the past few months, and I say that this entire post is a mistake. Erase it immediately or I shall throw karma coins at your head."
– Tiffany, "Malcolm tells the two sides"

Holy...
Submitted by Lothere on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:13.
"Holy cock-sucking mother of a misbegotten, shit-eating, goat-fondling god!"
– Sigefrith quoting Matilda, "Sigefrith and Leofric prepare to misbehave"

I dated an Imin too but he was deported.
Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 14:22.
"I dated an Imin too but he was deported."

I believe we are all far too discreet, with the noteworthy exception of my wife.
Submitted by Lothere on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 06:44.
"I believe we are all far too discreet, with the noteworthy exception of my wife."

First of all, you don't cut a head off with a sword, it's much too difficult.
Submitted by Lothere on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 17:35.
"A dream! Stop this blubbering! First of all, you don't cut a head off with a sword, it's much too difficult. You use an axe. Now—"
– Matilda, "Maud sends for Matilda"

It's called fucking insanity.
Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 15:02.
"It's called self-mortification." — "It's called fucking insanity."
– Malcolm and Cearball discussing Aelfden, "Araphel gets a fair warning"

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