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"You have been cruel to her as well.  All her life.  And I shall not blame her if she doesn’t forgive you for that."

– Egelric to Vash, "Iylaine meets her father's fear"

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There is worse than winter, my dear.

Submitted by Lothere on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 14:44.

"There is worse than winter, my dear.  There is nothing at all."

– Alred, "Condal speaks to the father of her friend"

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Black-hair goat is fine too.

Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:55.

"Black-hair goat is fine too."

– Osh, "Cat meets a goat of another color"

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That gangling monkey who just took the finest fruit of your loins out for a dunking.

Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:19.

"That gangling monkey who just took the finest fruit of your loins out for a dunking."

– Sigefrith, describing Caedwulf and the Old Man to Alred, "Alred does not refuse"

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Is it good with raw babies?

Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 16:24.

"Is it good with raw babies?"

– Vash, upon being introduced to cider, "Egelric learns another difference between dogs and wolves"

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I say that this entire post is a mistake

Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 05:43.

"I have diligently edited and found minor mistakes in your writing for the past few months, and I say that this entire post is a mistake. Erase it immediately or I shall throw karma coins at your head."

– Tiffany, "Malcolm tells the two sides"

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Holy...

Submitted by Lothere on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:13.

"Holy cock-sucking mother of a misbegotten, shit-eating, goat-fondling god!"

– Sigefrith quoting Matilda, "Sigefrith and Leofric prepare to misbehave"

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I dated an Imin too but he was deported.

Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 14:22.

"I dated an Imin too but he was deported."

– PenelopetheFox

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I believe we are all far too discreet, with the noteworthy exception of my wife.

Submitted by Lothere on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 06:44.

"I believe we are all far too discreet, with the noteworthy exception of my wife."

– Alred, "Alred goes to apologize and needs to explain"

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First of all, you don't cut a head off with a sword, it's much too difficult.

Submitted by Lothere on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 17:35.

"A dream!  Stop this blubbering!  First of all, you don't cut a head off with a sword, it's much too difficult.  You use an axe.  Now—"

– Matilda, "Maud sends for Matilda"

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It's called fucking insanity.

Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 15:02.

"It's called self-mortification." — "It's called fucking insanity."

– Malcolm and Cearball discussing Aelfden, "Araphel gets a fair warning"

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