"Careful, are you?" — "That's right." — "I was 'careful' to the tune of Margaret and Cynewulf, you know."

"O dear Araphel: what might not your earnest charge have said while you were off frigging some louse-ridden hosteler's daughter?"

"I just want to know what is a asshat?"

"Is that wrong English?" — "It is wrong English and right poetry."

"And I can sit on one of the chairs by the candles and sew, and toast my feet meanwhile.  I think my hands will be strong enough to sew again soon." — "And your feet stale enough to be fit for toasting."

"Llen is a turd." — "If turds could somehow instill both fear and phowar, then I would 100% agree with that statement."

"On the other hand, I still want to jump on the furniture, and he still wants to jump on the pretty girls, so perhaps it was only ever a difference in our personalities."

"Stinking Mother!  I'd forgotten once again that the sun and moon and stars revolve around your cock!"

"Ugly little wench.  No wonder she was a virgin."

"The carving on the key.  I think it looks like a toad with hair." — "Runt, that's supposed to be the Virgin Mary on that key there, with her crown."