“A dead chicken!  Speak for your own man!  My chicken’s still alive!”

"Hey! It made it 4th on the sin list!" *highlites*

"He's like an emo Peter Pan."

"left hand 4 waves, hands at crotch 3 butt shakes, another 4 hand waves, turn..."

"He could do with that steel rod being removed from up his butt" -- "But I'm sure it's such a cuuuute butt!"

"He’s so unworthy of her affections…he’s not even a MAIN character…she deserves much better."

"Poetry is vanity and not worth the breath spent upon it."

"I absolutely love Margaret and Conrad…there’s a reason the last part of his name spells RAD cause he is!"

"No sodomy!  You swore!"