“God’s wounds! You don’t think I know what color eyes anyone has around here, do you? I would have to sit and think a while to tell you what color eyes my children have. They do all have eyes, don’t they?”
Sigefrith, “The King makes a little decree”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
“Holy cock-sucking mother of a misbegotten, shit-eating, goat-fondling god!”
‒ Sigefrith quoting Matilda, “Sigefrith and Leofric prepare to misbehave”
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