“The carving on the key. I think it looks like a toad with hair.”
“Runt, that’s supposed to be the Virgin Mary on that key there, with her crown.”
Haakon and Leofric, “Haakon completes his mission”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
“You’re not a dragon, Sigefrith. I keep telling you: you’re only a fire-breathing ass.”
“And you’re only a cross-eyed old monkey with a rash on his behind, but I don’t feel obliged to constantly remind you of the fact.”
‒ Alred and Sigefrith, “Egelric tells all”
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