“Who can flirt within a fifty-yard radius of Father Matthew?”
“One can flirt within an eighteen-degree angle directly behind him. I have through experimentation and much elaborate geometry proved the theorem.”
Margaret and Alred, “Condal whispers with a man”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
“‘The turd seldom falls far from the horse’s ass,’ as my esteemed sire used to say.”
“You were the turd, lord?”
“And now I am a horse’s ass! Makes one think, doesn’t it?”
‒ Sigefrith and Aethelnoth, “Sigefrith salvages his Monday morning”
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