“‘The turd seldom falls far from the horse’s ass,’ as my esteemed sire used to say.”
“You were the turd, lord?”
“And now I am a horse’s ass! Makes one think, doesn’t it?”
Sigefrith and Aethelnoth, “Sigefrith salvages his Monday morning”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
“She preferred that brute Leofric to your sublime love. So don’t try to give me lessons about love, my lord.”
‒ Dunstan to Alred, “Alred wastes his tears”
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