“He doesn’t have to get you on a battlefield, you know. He’s King—he can knight his horse if he likes.”
Alred threatening Egelric with knighthood, “Alred goes looking for Sigefrith”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
“I am certain that when Death comes for you — which I hope will not be for an extraordinarily long time — you will look him in the eye and say, ‘Very well! I only hope this will be interesting!’”
‒ Egelric to Lili, “Lili passes an interesting night”
Heh, just like Caligula! Only, he made his horse a senator.
Ok, I am totally going to stop spamming Lothere for the day.