“He doesn’t have to get you on a battlefield, you know. He’s King—he can knight his horse if he likes.”
Alred threatening Egelric with knighthood, “Alred goes looking for Sigefrith”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
“Now, Matilda, you know I don’t mean you. You’re not a fool, you’re a damned fool, just like any man, which is perfectly respectable.”
‒ Alred to Matilda, “Matilda is bored”

Heh, just like Caligula! Only, he made his horse a senator.
Ok, I am totally going to stop spamming Lothere for the day.