“It’s called self-mortification.”
“It’s called fucking insanity.”
Malcolm and Cearball discussing Aelfden, “Araphel gets a fair warning”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
“But we were careful…”
“What’s that supposed to mean? ‘Careful’ is leaving that poor lamb alone! ‘Careful’ is cutting it off and putting it in a locked box!”
‒ Alred and Colburga, “Colburga tells Alred”
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Oh Malcolm, you slay me.