“It’s called self-mortification.”
“It’s called fucking insanity.”
Malcolm and Cearball discussing Aelfden, “Araphel gets a fair warning”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
“Swearing in your barbarian language is like playing the harp with a single finger.”
‒ Malcolm, aged 10, about the relative utility of English, “Malcolm fails to make Iylaine happy”
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Oh Malcolm, you slay me.