“Holy cock-sucking mother of a misbegotten, shit-eating, goat-fondling god!”
Sigefrith quoting Matilda, “Sigefrith and Leofric prepare to misbehave”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
“But oh my God, sometimes it seems like every story I come across has ‘You must be 17′ or ‘after the cut’ or whatever, and I just want to break my keyboard across my forehead and go read Proust.”
*chokes*
Wow, I forgot what a potty mouth our favorite woman had!