“Holy cock-sucking mother of a misbegotten, shit-eating, goat-fondling god!”
Sigefrith quoting Matilda, “Sigefrith and Leofric prepare to misbehave”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
She might die an old maid—she might end up an old woman with dozens of cats as Catan had predicted—but she would not marry that nose.
‒ Gwynn, “Gwynn reveals what she knows”

*chokes*
Wow, I forgot what a potty mouth our favorite woman had!