“There’s nothing on earth like a contrite woman in your bed, as you would know if you had ever once stopped being wicked long enough to let a woman feel naughty in comparison.”
Sigefrith to Leofric, “Sigefrith sees the next-to-last man”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
“Oh, you. You’re a pearl.”
“Well, I don’t know but I guess I’m more like a pebble with a bit of a polish to it, but I guess I’ll take the compliment. Now eat your cake and don’t pick at it.”
‒ Alred and Gunnilda, “Alred goes to get some sense and some cake”
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